Thursday, May 01, 2014

Obama and Ryan to meet Putin





In an act intended to demonstrate both American strength and bipartisan unity United States President Barack Obama and Representative Paul Ryan will meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin to discuss Crimea, the Ukraine, and P90X.

"At last Obama is doing something sensible," said House Speaker John Boehner. "We need to show Putin that we are both united and strong."

According to diplomatic sources, Putin agreed to the meeting only after German Chancellor Angela Merkel threatened release pictures of herself fishing and riding horseback, shirtless, if he did not.