The Center has also disclosed that Icelandic Fundamentalists are installing volcanoes under major cities in the United States and plan to create "the mother of all ash clouds" by detonating them simultaneously.
"The only way to stop these terrorists," said Chester White, a spokesman for the Center, "is to rescind all civil liberties, lower taxes for individual in high tax brackets, and elect a Republican Congress. Failure to do so puts our nation in jeopardy."
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