TAI’s ADW to feature UAD, ARC, ACD, and AUT

The Triadic Acronym Institute (TAI), the trade association for the Three Letter Acronym (TLA) industry, will hold an Acronym Development Workshop (ADW) in Phoenix (PHX) July (JUL) 7-10, 2010, with sessions on Unique Acronym Development (UAD), Acronym Registration and Copyrighting (ARC), Acronym Collision Detection (ACD) and Acronym User Testing (AUT).

You can register online at www.tai.com/reg or print and fill out a the Workshop Registration Form (WRF) found at www.tai.com/wrf and send it with a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope (SASE) to the address listed at www.tai.com/adr.

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Man patents and copyrights own genome; sues children for infringement

In a world where the costs of genetic sequencing have plummetted, almost anyone can afford to sequence a complicated genome. And in world where lawsuits over intellectual property voilations abound, almost anyone can afford to sue for a property right violation. Abner J. Dilworth has taken advantages of these developments, becoming the first individual to sequence his own genome, copyright the text of his own DNA, patent his own genes, and to sue his own children for using his intellectual property without a license.

"The little bastards have been using my genes without permission since the day that they were conceived," said Dilworth, "and I mean to see that they pay."

The lawsuit has been filed simultaneously in places where Dilworth alleges that either the illegal copying took place or where the copies are currently being used, including Massachusetts, California, Florida, North Dakota, and the back seat of a 1976 Chevrolet. The suit alleges patent violation, copyright violation, and theft of intellectual property. The suit also asks for an injunction against any further sexual activity on the part of any of his children on grounds that such activity "may result in further copying of the unlicensed intellectual property, even if steps have been taken to prevent or reduce the liklihood of such copies being made."