Psychic Association Correctly Predicts Date, Place of Annual Conference

The American Psychic Association (APA), an industry group for individuals with paranormal predictive abilities, has once again correctly predicted the date and place for its annual conference. The conference was held, exactly as foretold, on July 6-7 in New Orleans, Louisiana. This is the twenty-fifth consecutive year that the APA has made a correct prediction.

"With three hundred sixty five days a year and more than 10,000 venues in the US alone to choose from," said Janet Johnson, Chief Psychic Officer of the APA, "our ability to make this prediction correctly in even one year is less than one in three million; our ability to do it correctly for twenty-five consecutive years should convince all skeptics of the validity of our psychic powers."

"We don't agree," said Duane Rostovich, spokesperson for the American Skeptic's Association (ASA). While we congratulate the APA on their record, we believe that it will eventually explained by some physical process. The fact that we have not found it does not mean that it isn't there."

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