The Return of The Wolf Report

In the years since The Wolf Report was published regularly many bad things have happened.

George Bush was elected President at least once, depending on how you count, and became President twice, unfortunately no matter how you count. Some believe that if The Wolf Report had been published regularly, this would not have happened.

Iraq was invaded at least once, and the mission has been accomplished anywhere from zero to fifty times, depending on how you count. More than 3,000 Americans have died, depending on how you count, not to mention a greater number of deaths of other people, such as Iraqis, who are not Americans and therefore don't seem to count. Some believe that if The Wolf Report had been published regularly, this also would not have happened.

Some people believe that these are not bad things. If The Wolf Report had been published regularly, this also would not have happened.

The Founder, the Publisher, and the Editor In Chief of The Wolf Report individually and jointly disclaim any responsibility for, or arising from the consequences of The Wolf Report not being published. But in an effort to stem the tide, turn the tables, reverse the trend, and possibly gather the moss from many rolling stones, these staffmembers have decided that it is their sacred duty to create a web-enabled version of The Wolf Report. Maybe then things will get better.

In doing so, they are not just carrying out their sacred duty but also responding to the many subscribers who have written asking that The Wolf Report resume publication and the ever greater number of suscribers who have not written and asked that The Wolf Report not resume publication.

Consider this letter:

Dear The Wolf Report
Just because I did not pay for my subscription is no reason for you to stop publishing.
Sincerely,
A Loyal Sercrbier

Or this one:

Dear The Wolf Report
I have not read an issue of The Wolf Report because I can't read yet, but my mommy says it was very funny when it was being published. I can't write yet either, but emails keep getting sent with my name on them and there's a whole web site full of pictures that I've posted too even though I have no idea how to use a Web browser, whatever that is.

It's all very confusing. Maybe when I grow up.

Anyhow, please start publishing The Wolf Report soon, whatever that is.
Sincerely,
Kaya Greenland

Or this one:

Dear Dad,
I know you write The Wolf Report. Don't pretend you don't. Start writing it or I am going to be very annoying.
Sincerely,
Dana

Or this one:
Dear The Wolf Report,
Are you interested in pictures of naked Ukranian women? If so, check out this site?
Sincerely,
Name held until I can check out that website

With letters like that pouring in, how could we not return to publication?

If you have any ideas, please let us know. We've been publishing for years without any ideas, but you never know when one will come in handy.

In cany case, we're back to publishing, bigger and badder than ever.