Sunday, January 20, 2008

Bush loses Mideast peace plan before trip to region

What some have described as an “inspired plan to bring peace to the Middle East” was lost by President George W. Bush shortly before his trip to the region last week, The Wolf Report has learned. The plan, which Bush wrote on a single sheet of paper shortly after God revealed it to him in a dream, was either lost on the way to Andrews Air Force Base or on Bush's Air Force One flight to Israel.

“From what I have heard, it was a brilliant plan,” said a White House Source, who did not actually see the plan, but heard about it from someone who had not seen it either. “It would have brought peace to the region in just a few months, or at least that’s what I’ve been told. This loss has set this effort back substantially, from what I understand, by at least by several years, and possibly as much as a century.”

A thorough search of Air Force One by the Secret Service was unable to discover the Mideast peace plan, though it did turn up several other presidential plans including Richard Nixon’s secret plan for ending the war in Viet-Nam and George Bush senior’s plan to beat Bill Clinton in the 1992 election. The FBI is searching the route from the White House to Andrews where Bush boarded Air Force One, in hopes of finding the plan.

Anyone finding a piece of paper titled "Mideast Peace Plan" should call the White House and speak to the president’s Special Assistant for Inspired Plans.

Anyone who finds the plan should call the White House switchboard and inform the president’s Special Assistant for Inspired Plans.

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