In a press conference held this morning, MRSA (methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus) has denied that it is a gay disease.
"We do not target any social, ethnic, religious, political, or economic group," said an MSRA spokescolony from its Petri dish. "We attack everyone the same way: with the full intention of bypassing the body's defenses, invading its systems, and spreading throughout the organism. We do not target gays. In fact many of our cells have said that they would themselves be gay if they weren't busy reproducing assexually."
To underscore its support for the gay community the staphlococcus strain will be attending a gay rights rally in San Francisco next week and a Republican Party fund raiser to be hosted by Senator Larry Craig.
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