New wall found in China

Authorities at the Chinese Ministry of Culture have announced the discovery of a one mile long protective wall more than a thousand years older than the 4,000 mile long Great Wall of China. The new wall is larger than any of the other, recently discovered Walls of China, including the two hundred foot long Little Wall of China, the 50 foot long Tiny Wall of China and the two foot long Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Wall of China.

The archaeologists who discovered the new wall had proposed naming it the Mediocre Wall of China but the Ministry of Culture has reserved that name for a rumored wall one tenth as high and half as long as the Great Wall. The newly discovered wall will be called either the Not So Great Wall of China or the So-so Wall of China. The wall will be open to the public in time for for the Olympics.