Sunday, January 27, 2008

Coughlin: Giants have plan to almost beat Patriots

Speaking to an attentive press corps, Giants’ coach Tom Coughlin announced that his team had developed a new game plan that was “certain to almost beat the Patriots.”

“We’ve spent the whole week studying all of the ways that some teams—including our own—have manage to almost beat them, and how the Patriots have adapted,” said Coughlin.

“There are a lot of elements to almost beating them, not just one. And they keep changing what you have to do to almost beat them. They’re a very, very tough team to almost beat,” he concluded..

“So we’ve looked at all the teams that almost beat the Patriots, the Colts in week 9, the Eagles in week 12, the Ravens in week 13, us in Week 16, and the Chargers in the playoffs, found that they all almost beat them in different ways. Then we came up with a new way to almost beat them that combines some of these things and some new things as well. With this game plan we're confident we can once again almost beat them.”

“Of course a lot of the key to almost beating them is attitude. I've talked to every person on our team and our coaching staff and we're all totally committed to almost beating the Patriots in the Super Bowl and almost spoiling their perfect season.”

“Now we just have to go out and execute.”

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