| In an exclusive interview with The Wolf Report former President Bill Clinton has ended his three-year, self-imposed silence and given President Barack Obama some timely advice. TWR: Let’s get right to the point. You agreed to this interview so that you could advise the President. What’s your advice. Clinton: You know, I was in a very similar situation to him. I won an election, and decided to address healthcare. Unfortunately Hillary screwed it up, but never mind that; Pelosi and Reid screwed it up in a different way. And then the same thing happened to Obama that happened to me. The Republicans jumped on healthcare and used it to take over the house in the mid-term elections. Yet I won reelection. Barack can get reelected if he just follows my example. |
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Clinton: Lots of sex. If you’re going to lead the country you can’t get by on once-in-a-lifetime grandstanding stunts like killing Osama bin-Laden. You need something that you can do every single day that will put some swagger in your step, and that will convince people you’re a leader, and not a dish rag. Look, I didn't make the rule. I just figured out the game.
TWR: And sex does that?
Clinton: Absolutely! Every President knows that. Except Obama, apparently. And Carter, of course. And look what happened to him.
TWR: Even George W. Bush?
Clinton: Especially Bush. He told me that it took 25 separate sex acts with 23 different women over a four day period before he had the balls to say he was going to Iraq. It took his dad only 10 acts, by the way. It’s not just a Presidential perquisite. And it’s not just a tool for effective leadership. It’s also a tradition.
TWR: And this tradition goes back, how far?
Clinton: All the way to George Washington. What a stud he was! Father of his country, I can tell you.
TWR: How do you know all this?
Clinton: Well, Washington started a diary, and every President since then has add to it. Carter added a verse from Scripture, but he’s the only one before Obama. And so far Obama’s added nothing. And it shows.
TWR: So your advice?
Clinton: Obama needs to stop being such a wuss. The Republicans are characterizing him as a weak, indecisive President. He needs to show that he’s strong, decisive, and ready to lead this country. All he needs to do that is get a bl*w j*b every day or so. That will make him stand up and strut! And then he’s going to find it far easier to lead America. It worked for me. It worked for Bush. It will work for him.
TWR: President Clinton, thank you for this interview.
Clinton: It’s an honor.
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