Saturday, May 21, 2011

Wolf Report Expert Predicts No Rapture Today


"There will be no Rapture, today" predicted The Wolf Report's expert Rapturologist, Dr. Herman Eutics. "I've studied all the Biblical references, and spent several months carefully analyzing Harold Camping's widely cited prediction that the Rapture will occur at 6:00 PM local time today, May 21, 2011. I can say with certainty that the Rapture will not occur today. Nor will it occur later in the month. I haven't yet ruled out June, but it's likely there will be no Rapture then, either."
 
"Dr Eutics has an unparalleled record for Rapture predictions," said Michael Wolf, Founder, Publisher and Editor-In-Chief of The Wolf Report. "He's been analyzing Rapture signs since January 1, 1992 and has successfully predicted "no Rapture" for 7080 consecutive days. We're proud to have him on our staff."


About Herman Eutics: Dr. Eutics joined The Wolf Report two years ago, when Camping's predictions began to gain the attention of the media. Eutics holds a PhD in Rapturology from Specious University. He is webmaster for the web site norapturetoday.com.

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