Democrats getting sick and tired of democracy

As the race for the party’s nomination enters its 23^rd month, Democrats are growing tired of democracy, The Wolf Report polls show.

“All this voting is getting kind of tiring,” said Marge Sizlic, an average Democrat. Sizlic would like to see fewer debates, fewer political ads, and more tag-team wrestling. “It seems like every week there’s another election somewhere. It’s getting pretty boring, all this voting. Why don’t they do what the Republicans did and choose the oldest guy or whatever they did.”

Sizlic, a lifelong average Democrat, plans to vote a straight Democratic ticket next November as she does every year. “That is,” she says, “unless they do something really stupid like running a a retard, or a woman, or a black or a negro or whatever they call themselves these days. ”

“In that case I’m voting Republican.”