The Zbrakzzz, a race from the galaxy known to earthling astronomers as Arp 87 (see image, right) and to Zbrakzzzian astronomers as Gfruniazzzybbbyqqyuf 91, have canceled their plans to invade earth—or Ggorrvvv, as they call it, and enslave all of its people. “Due to what you Ggorrvvvians call ‘global warming’ said the Ultimate Grand Vgozzz, speaking on behalf of the Zbrakzzz Unified World Government, “we believe that Ggorrvvv will be too hot for us Zbrakzzz in about six months. Also, carbon dioxide makes us fart. So we’re not coming. Please cancel the reservations.”
Political analysts on Zbrakzzz have been speculating that the Zbrakzzz Unified World Government would invade Ggorrvvv ever since the Penultimate Lesser Vgozzz made a speech claiming that we were developing Weapons of Mass Destruction and were a danger to Gfruniazzzybbbyqqyuf 91 and other nearby galaxies.
“It’s a common ploy,” said Bggurggguggurrr 546, a reporter for the Zbrakzzz Sun-Times, a Rupert Murdoch publication. “But hardly anyone in the universe other than the sea worms of Kgkkluxxian 15 can be fooled by that one any more.” (Hubble image of Gfruniazzzybbbyqqyuf 91 courtesy of NASA and STScI)
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