Al-Qaeda No Liability Corporation (NLC) has announced version 1.0 of OpenIED, the Open Source Improvised Explosive Device project.
“OpenIED will help terrorists of all kinds build low cost and high quality IEDs,” said Abu Gaith, spokesperson for al-Qaeda, NLC. “OpenIED devices will be free as in speech, and would be free as in beer if we Muslims drank beer, which we don’t. So maybe free as in humus, if that makes any sense, which it doesn’t.”
OpenIED will be licensed to terrorists under the Guerilla Public License or GPL, which guarantees that all contributions to the OpenIED project by one faction can be used to kill members of any other faction, including the contributors.
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