Imaginary Characters Sue Wolf Report

George W. Bush, the imaginary president of the United States and frequent satirical target of The Wolf Report, has announced a class action suit against The Wolf Report on behalf of all The Wolf Report’s imaginary characters. He is joined in this suit by the imaginary Osama Bin Laden, imaginary officials of the imaginary Department Of Homeland Insecurity, and imaginary characters yet to be satirized.

“Unless our demands are met,” said Bush, speaking from the imaginary White House lawn, “you can only begin to imagine the consequences.”

“Of course we can imagine the consequences,” replied an Lee-Fong O’Reilly Feldman the imaginary Chinese-Irish-Jewish spokesperson for The Wolf Report. "We control The Wolf Report and we can imagine pretty much anything we want. And whatever we imagine, that's what happens. There’s nothing that Bush or any other imaginary character can do about it.

"For example," he continued, "we can imagine ending ending this post right in the middle of this sen